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Title details for Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot by Ben Schwartz - Available

Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot

by Ben Schwartz
Laura Moses
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A hilarious illustrated collection of tips for successfully navigating the dating world as a millennial.
For single millennials, this situation is all too familiar: You're on a date. It's going well! Then suddenly your date looks at you like you're a f*cking idiot and you never hear from that person again. Guess you're going to die alone, right? Maybe not!
Humble authors Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses have written a book to save the future of the human race: Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot, a collection of 100 dating tips — complete with illustrations — that teaches clueless guys and girls the dos and don'ts of dating. In their book, Ben and Laura cover all the basics, from "Why are you texting in just Emojis, dummy?!" to "Stop playing games, idiot!" and, of course, "PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN, A**HOLE!" Simply put, this book will make you laugh and finally give you a fighting chance at not dying alone.

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  • Release date

    October 17, 2017

  • Formats

    • OverDrive Listen audiobook

      • ISBN: 9781478999850
      • File size: 21451 KB
      • Duration: 00:44:41

  • Languages

    • English

  • Reviews

    • AudioFile Magazine
      Authors/narrators Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses play off each other well in this hilarious guide to dating. Listeners will wish for more as they laugh at the 100 tips filled with depictions of the desperate and sometimes bizarre sides of dating, which contrast well with the behaviors suggested for dating success. Schwartz is just as lively via audio as he is in his acting roles (yes, even as Jean-Ralphio in "Parks and Rec"), and Moses provides an equally playful voice as his female counterpart. The fast-paced performance is filled with shouts, including a recurring "Put down the phone!" plea; passionate arguments; whispered admissions; and a shout in unison of "Meeeee . . ." when advising that people can't just talk about themselves on dates. A.L.C. © AudioFile 2017, Portland, Maine

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  • OverDrive Listen audiobook

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  • English

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